Review Description
I chose Amerifreight after researching several carriers for my vehicle. When I called and Graham answered the phone, the wilting flowers in my garden immediately came back to life, and my estranged mother appared at my doorstep, seemingly healthy and full of vigor. That was the first sign that Amerifreight was the right choice for me. As we continued our coversation, I explained that I was dirt poor, after having sacrificed most of my earnings to the Superb Owl of Regulon 7. Graham totally understood, and offered to find a carrier that would meet my dire financial needs. Graham did a fantastic job of keeping in contact with me throughout the week, and managed to locate a smuggler that could get my vehicle past the Imperials and safely to my home in Alderaan. The driver of my vehicle was a pretty cool dude named Alex. Like, my little sister told me that he was really friendly, and she's a total punk, so you just *know* he had to be pretty rad to win her over. Anyway, when he called me to schedule pickup, he was nice enough to inform me that I was actually in a Matrix-like fake reality, and it was his job to tap into my subconcious mind and wake me up. After voraciously ingesting numerous substances of dubious origin at his request, I found myself transported into a world where I was a very tiny bug, and was surrounded by millions of crystalline entities folding inward upon themselves, simultaneously creating and eating space and time, stretching to the limits of my vision and comprehension. Still dazzled by the radical shift in my reality, I set off to discover my true calling as a multidimensional Calabi-Yau manifold. I wandered onward. The space I was in undulated, and breathed as though it was alive. Objects seemed to disappear and return elsewhere. The world stretched out and folded back upon itself so frequently that I found myself retracing my path in several directions at once, upward, downward, sideways. I encountered glowing beings who were attempting to communicate to me in a soft, slowly oscillating, droning buzz. The flowers were singing Led Zeppelin songs backwards! At some point, I found the kitchen, which was full of boxes of noodles, and something called "Pepsi". Having given most of my posessions to a concious singularity living in the oven who called himself "Tim", I sat down on the back of a large she-wolf, drank a "Pepsi" and (still surrounded by the psychedelic wonderland), began to meditate. I delved into the deepest recesses of my mind. I moved past thought-identification, past time, past duality, past my egoic self. I found myself in the Vestibule of Forever, bathed in stillness, finally free of my worldly attachments. Suddenly, as if the silence changed its shape, my own voice cried out to me from the blackness: "As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own! A million light reflections pass over me. The mind identified with the self is mere illusion! You are me, and I am you. We are all one! Nirvana can be reached by any one at any time by living in the Here and the Now, in all its exquisite perfection!" Reeling from my newly discovered purpose, I awoke into my human form, and found myself in bed. The phone was ringing. It was Alex, with my car! So anyway, Alex ended up getting here with my car a full four days earlier than expected. I found that the car was in great condition, and there was no damage to the vehicle at all. I'm just so thrilled to have my car back! I really can't say enough good things about Amerifreight and Alex the driver. If you are looking to ship your vehicle, then look no further! 10/10! A